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 Mr. Swann's original purpose was to compile a collection of original drawings by significant humorous and satiric artists and to encourage the study of original cartoon and caricature drawings as works of art. The Foundation's support of research and academic publication is carried out in part through a program of fellowships. The Swann Foundation awards one fellowship annually (with a stipend of $15,000) to assist ongoing scholarly research and writing projects in the field of caricature and cartoon. The Caroline and Erwin Swann Foundation for Caricature and Cartoon, is guided by an advisory board composed of scholars, collectors, cartoonists, and Library of Congress staff members. Its activities support the study, interpretation, preservation and appreciation of original works of humorous and satiric art by graphic artists from around the world. 

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 Wole Soyinka, Woodruff Professor of the Arts at Emory University, is a Nigerian poet and playwright who staged his first plays at the Royal Court Theatre in London and received a Nobel Prize in 1986 in literature for his work on the mythology of his own Yoruba tribe. His plays include The Lion and the Jewel (a comedy) and The Swamp Dwellers (a serious philosophical work); and his books include The Interpreters, and Season of Anomy. James Turner, founding director of the Erasmus Institute at the University of Notre Dame, coordinates deep scholarship on contemporary issues and the history of higher education in the United States and heads a program that supports studies in Catholic intellectual traditions and research from other Christian traditions as well as from Jewish and Islamic ones. Mario Vargas Llosa, formerly a presidential candidate in Peru, is a gifted historical novelist who was the first 20th century Latin American writer to be elected to the Spanish Royal Academy.

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  The Scholars' Council will advise Dr. Billington on future appointments for five senior-level chair positions at the Kluge Center: (1) American Law and Governance, (2) Societies and Cultures of the North, (3) Societies and Cultures of the South, (4) Technology and Society, and (5) Modern Culture. In addition, it will advise Dr. Billington on suitable recipients for the Kluge Prize of $2 million designed to recognize outstanding lifetime achievement in the Human Sciences. The council will also suggest ways both to enrich Library of Congress resources and to make the best use of the Kluge Center's upcoming Post-Doctoral Fellows Program enabling younger scholars to use the library's collections. A brief description of individual appointees to the Scholars' Council follows. 

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 Eddie Pennington, the son of a coal miner, also learned to play guitar from Mose Rager, but he stayed home in Princeton, Kentucky, to become a county coroner and funeral director. Music was a part of his family heritage. Relatives say that his great-great grandfather, Edward Alonzo Pennington, was a fiddler who was unfairly convicted of murder and who played a tune still played today called "Pennington's Farewell" as he sat on his coffin watching the hangman prepare the noose. Eddie's father played fiddle and exposed his son to songs about the life of a coal miner. Today, Mr. Pennington continues to play this ornamental instrumental style, enlivening his public performances with humorous stories about his experiences as a funeral director. He has recently been featured on stages at the National Folk Festival, as part of the Folk Masters series at the Barns of Wolf Trap and on the Masters of the Steel String Guitar Tour. 

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 105-304, 112 Stat. 2860 (1998), amended the statutory license in section 114 of the Copyright Act (Title 17, U.S.C.) for the public performance of sound recordings via digital audio transmission, and established a new statutory license under section 112 of the Copyright Act for the making of ephemeral copies of sound recordings. The DMCA also directed the Copyright Office to establish regulations that require digital audio services eligible for the amended section 114 license and the new section 112 license to give copyright owners of sound recordings reasonable notice of the use of their works and to maintain records of use and make them available to copyright owners. The office published a notice in the Federal Register proposing such regulations and sought public comment. Following publication of this notice, the office extended the original comment period to April 5, 2002, and the reply period to April 26, 2002.

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 Dallas, Austin, and either McAllen or Edinburgh in the heavily Latino Rio Grande Valley region close to Mexico. The Texas Book Festival will publish a booklet with excerpts from the featured authors’ works. Printed publicity displays about the National Book Festival and oral announcements about the coming National and Texas (November 15-16) book festivals will be part of each event. VIRGINIA The Virginia Center for the Book will include the National Book Festival simultaneously with publicity for the September 21 Annual Library of Virginia Awards Celebration Honoring Virginia Authors & Friends. This year the literary celebration is being expanded to include additional programming across the state. The publicity infrastructure is already in place; it includes separate mailings to the state’s 350 public libraries and all its bookstores, college and university English departments, and book groups. In addition, the National Book Festival will be prominently mentioned in the formal remarks made on Sept. 21 by the host, Nolan T. Yelich, and presenters of the award; 

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  Paxton’s compositions—recorded by Willie Nelson and Placido Domingo, among others—have stirred the emotions of three decades of audiences. Under the aegis of his children’s label, Pax Records, Paxton has released several acclaimed albums, including Suzy Is a Rocker, winner of the prestigious Parents’ Choice Gold Medal. Songs like “My Dog’s Bigger than Your Dog,” “Going to the Zoo,” and “The Marvelous Toy” have led to a successful series of children’s books, published by Morrow Junior Books. Paxton hosted the acclaimed BBC Radio series “Tom Paxton’s America” and has been named honorary chairman of the board of the World Folk Music Association. Additional concerts in the September 11 anniversary series are a noontime performance by the Virginia Grand Military Band, offering a program of American band classics on Sept. 

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